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Supra GTR
10-14-2005, 12:11 PM
PARIS, France --


Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along
with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could
turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.

Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned
substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation
after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which
have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crow, is quoted as
saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought
they'd be OK throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting
items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and at
least one testicle.

CELICA XX
10-14-2005, 12:14 PM
HAHA... my eyes were glues to the screen for a second...

jtamulis
10-14-2005, 12:54 PM
MAN That's funny!

Jeff

SilverMk2
10-14-2005, 12:59 PM
Old, but still funny.

dogstar
10-14-2005, 02:00 PM
lol, maybe he can teach them something about persevering in battles.

or just maybe they will send him to de legion etrangier and make him work off his penalties.

SupraFiend
10-14-2005, 03:48 PM
you know we do have members from france on this forum...

Funkycheeze
10-14-2005, 06:43 PM
they wont have the backbone to post

*puts flame suit on*

stevrock
10-14-2005, 06:54 PM
lol, maybe he can teach them something about persevering in battles.

or just maybe they will send him to de legion etrangier and make him work off his penalties.

In Canada we have the largest french population that has never surrendered in war.

That's because the english helped :zzzzz:

sksupra
10-14-2005, 08:16 PM
merde de l'cOh

dogstar
10-14-2005, 10:07 PM
In Canada we have the largest french population that has never surrendered in war.

That's because the english helped :zzzzz:


last time i checked, the english and french were at war for a good long period of our countrys early history.
and werent the french allied with the americans way back when?