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Superium
07-21-2007, 05:50 PM
<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

heavyd
07-21-2007, 06:09 PM
HAHAHAHA good one, now i want some little bastard to bite my leg...

pdupler
07-21-2007, 08:17 PM
That'll certainly teach mom to keep her kid on a leash, but I wish you could have done it without the language. Poor kid is already pretty screwed up probably thanks to his momma without total strangers screaming obscenities at him.

TorqueMasterJay
07-21-2007, 08:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dude. Im rolling here bro! Language and all. I dont care. HILARIOUS!!

Andrew
07-21-2007, 09:47 PM
wtf kind of grocery store are you going to. Kids biteing you?

funky_monkey58
07-21-2007, 10:42 PM
ah man that just set off a good mood for me tonight. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!


Thats pure genious

CELICA GTS
07-21-2007, 11:00 PM
Mark...this is the first time that I ever heard of a "biter" is that something that goes on in Buffalo?...isnt there enough food up there?...anyway..I probaly would have attempted to call the cops and press charges

socalsupra
07-22-2007, 12:37 PM
that's classic!!!

SupraFreak13
07-22-2007, 01:05 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!! That's GREAT!!! you just made my day.

SlapFunkWarrior
07-22-2007, 01:06 PM
that's f'n ha-larious.. good for you ... the mother deserves to be worried sick about it. maybey it will teach her to pay more attn to her kid. i love it .. great story!!!

Tanya
07-22-2007, 01:40 PM
Umm... I think for the 1st time in awhile, I'm left speechless...

82Ltype
07-22-2007, 02:42 PM
That is freaking awesome. Serves the little bastard, and his mother, right.

Dude...you are my hero.


Something similar happened to me at an REI store last month..some little brat was underneath a table full of snowboards kicking the table legs, as I walked by she kicked the table hard enough to knock one of the boards off and it cliped me right in the back of the ankle....and peeled off about 4 inches square of skin. So while I'm trying to get the staff to bring me a first aid kit and bleeding all of the fucking place, I hear a "lost child" alert go out over the stores loudspeaker describing the clothes of this child. I look back, and sure enough the damn kid under the table is wearing the exact same outfit.
This store is 4 floors and is huge...I was on the top floor, and the loudspeaker station is on the first floor with the cashiers....these parents didnt have a fucking clue where there kid was, and there was prob 50-100 people shopping in this store.
So I walked out without saying a word, and no one else had noticed the kid under the table. I figured if the parents get freaked out enough maybe next time they will keep the damn kid on a short leash.

trucker
07-22-2007, 09:34 PM
oh damn that made my day


frankly, if the little shit is running around biting people, i wouldn't think twice about cussing the kid out, or his mother....the kid fucking bit him in public!

i think the time for proper ettiquite has long passed

donkey2
07-22-2007, 10:54 PM
Holy shit, and I'm considering moving to Syracuse, can anyone give me a report on whether or not kids bite up there in the grocery stores. Funny as hell, and I agree with above, the time for verbal restraint is long gone if the kid decides to bite you.

TorqueMasterJay
07-22-2007, 11:09 PM
Well...if parents would just whoop sum ass, we wouldnt be reading stories like this.

Supracress
07-22-2007, 11:10 PM
:hail: YES! You are my hero.