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atx mk2
02-28-2004, 02:46 PM
http://www.savetheregularguy.com/




Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 87% Regular Guy and 13% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.

dogstar
02-28-2004, 06:03 PM
Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 91% Regular Guy and 9% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.



GO TEAM ME! :)
football knowledge is good for the soul.

dohc82
02-28-2004, 06:38 PM
me also 91 and 9 *grunt*

suprasrock
02-28-2004, 07:21 PM
Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 52% Metromaniac and 48% Regular Guy!

Ouch! Well, there’s still a small glimmer of hope for you. Maybe. But really..............

ooops! :fruit: :oops:

CDarthvader
02-28-2004, 07:41 PM
You are 70% Regular Guy and 30% Metromaniac!

Uh oh, careful now. Time to take a good, hard look at yourself my friend. You are teetering on the brink. One misstep could send you cascading down the slope and into the valley of full scale metrosexuality. Get a grip. It’s not too late. Cast off those designer duds get back to being real. Order a real martini. With real gin in it, not some chocolate/mocha/fruitade fiasco in a glass. Get back to your roots. Watch a ball game. Shoot some pool for crying out loud. Peruse our web site and practice its principles. Call up a Regular Guy friend and ask for his help. Do it today, you’re on the edge my friend.

So I'm more interested in cars then i am football :?:

Tanya
02-28-2004, 08:14 PM
You are 65% Metromaniac and 35% Regular Guy!


LMAO
hey I'm not a guy but I wanted to try it out anyway, heh

TOYMAN321
02-28-2004, 08:38 PM
You are 78% Regular Guy and 22% Metromaniac!

and damn proud that I probably got 1/2 the sports questions dead wrong, Im sorry but sitting on the coach watching sports all day eating chips and drinking makes you a lazy fatass... not a man.

CDarthvader
02-28-2004, 09:17 PM
You are 78% Regular Guy and 22% Metromaniac!

and damn proud that I probably got 1/2 the sports questions dead wrong, Im sorry but sitting on the coach watching sports all day eating chips and drinking makes you a lazy fatass... not a man.
Ditto

Emohawk
02-28-2004, 11:43 PM
Question 15 is broken. Bond's martinis are both dry and shaken, but it only lets me pick one! That makes no difference though, because I guessed on most of the sports questions.

You are 52% Regular Guy and 48% Metromaniac!

Ouch! Well, there’s still a small glimmer of hope for you. Maybe. But really, who are you trying to please? Some media made up version of who today’s female is. . .or isn’t? Get real, my friend, you can’t brand name and Dr. Phil yourself into some new generation masculine incarnation. Be yourself, guy, before it’s too late. Chuck the AKs and the BRs, 86 the exfoliating cream and moisturizing bar, put the man bag in the trash can and donate the sculpting gel to an art class. Quit trying to get in touch with what’s new and get in back to what’s you. Before you find yourself looking prettier than your date. And liking it.

But I don't know what AKs, BRs and exfoliating cream are! And I really hate Dr. Phil!
...Okay, so I have some vauge notion what exfoliating cream is. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Downshift
02-28-2004, 11:59 PM
You are 83% Regular Guy and 17% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.


I know what most of the sports terms mean, even though the only sport I watch is NASCAR racing. However, I'm as trendy as a '73 Gremlin at a Honda Night Street Race. I don't even know what metromaniacal is, but I'm guessing its bad.

trdmkii
02-29-2004, 12:00 AM
You know whats funny, tanya is more of a regular guy than a few of you....lol....i've always heard bond order his martini's shaken not stirred, i've never heard him say dry.....they maybe dry but he never says it?

Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 91% Regular Guy and 9% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.

Emohawk
02-29-2004, 12:10 AM
You know whats funny, tanya is more of a regular guy than a few of you....lol....i've always heard bond order his martini's shaken not stirred, i've never heard him say dry.....they maybe dry but he never says it?

Tanya's 35% regular guy, Suprasrock is 48% and I'm 52% (the lowest scoring actual guys so far). It puts Metro first if that percentage is higher.

I'm pretty sure Connery said dry, don't know about anyone else. I think Bronsnan specifies a brand of Vodka though (Absolut?).

kato74
02-29-2004, 12:13 AM
You are 91% Regular Guy and 9% Metromaniac! lol

trdmkii
02-29-2004, 12:25 AM
You know whats funny, tanya is more of a regular guy than a few of you....lol....i've always heard bond order his martini's shaken not stirred, i've never heard him say dry.....they maybe dry but he never says it?

Tanya's 35% regular guy, Suprasrock is 48% and I'm 52% (the lowest scoring actual guys so far). It puts Metro first if that percentage is higher.

I'm pretty sure Connery said dry, don't know about anyone else. I think Bronsnan specifies a brand of Vodka though (Absolut?).

I've had one too many margaritas, i didn't notice that i thought it said 65% regular guy and 35% metro...woops my bad, sorry to offend anyone...lol

dogstar
02-29-2004, 12:26 AM
bond says "shaken, not stirred" and usually from a busty woman.

and who says i spend all day on the couch? i hate football with a passion, just cause i played it, and quite well, and i rock at madden football games dont mean im lazy :P

trdmkii
02-29-2004, 12:34 AM
i rock at madden football games dont mean im lazy :P

yes it does...i'm pretty good, i could kick your ass....lol

dogstar
02-29-2004, 12:37 AM
try it... ill rock you :)

play you for cars when yours gets outa the shop, all shiny and new ;)

trdmkii
02-29-2004, 12:39 AM
wow, i'm almost game, but i'm not a betting man so i'll bet the mousepra

memories83
02-29-2004, 10:04 AM
You are 83% Regular Guy and 17% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.

Junkie
02-29-2004, 11:44 AM
I got the 83% and 17% also.

I NEVER watch sports except Nascar,and a few other misc races.I just happened to grow up around all those stick/ball sports :lol:
Definately not fat and lazy either--call be stick boy...128 tops for over 25 years :roll: