regular guy test

[atx mk2]

http://www.savetheregularguy.com/




Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 87% Regular Guy and 13% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.

[dogstar]

Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 91% Regular Guy and 9% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.



GO TEAM ME!
football knowledge is good for the soul.

[dohc82]

me also 91 and 9 *grunt*

[suprasrock]

Ok. Truth time. Let's see exactly who you are. Regular Guy, or Metromaniac.

You are 52% Metromaniac and 48% Regular Guy!

Ouch! Well, there’s still a small glimmer of hope for you. Maybe. But really..............

ooops! :fruit: :oops:

[CDarthvader]

You are 70% Regular Guy and 30% Metromaniac!

Uh oh, careful now. Time to take a good, hard look at yourself my friend. You are teetering on the brink. One misstep could send you cascading down the slope and into the valley of full scale metrosexuality. Get a grip. It’s not too late. Cast off those designer duds get back to being real. Order a real martini. With real gin in it, not some chocolate/mocha/fruitade fiasco in a glass. Get back to your roots. Watch a ball game. Shoot some pool for crying out loud. Peruse our web site and practice its principles. Call up a Regular Guy friend and ask for his help. Do it today, you’re on the edge my friend.

So I'm more interested in cars then i am football :?:

[Tanya]

You are 65% Metromaniac and 35% Regular Guy!


LMAO
hey I'm not a guy but I wanted to try it out anyway, heh

[TOYMAN321]

You are 78% Regular Guy and 22% Metromaniac!

and damn proud that I probably got 1/2 the sports questions dead wrong, Im sorry but sitting on the coach watching sports all day eating chips and drinking makes you a lazy fatass... not a man.

[CDarthvader]

You are 78% Regular Guy and 22% Metromaniac!

and damn proud that I probably got 1/2 the sports questions dead wrong, Im sorry but sitting on the coach watching sports all day eating chips and drinking makes you a lazy fatass... not a man.

Ditto

[Emohawk]

Question 15 is broken. Bond's martinis are both dry and shaken, but it only lets me pick one! That makes no difference though, because I guessed on most of the sports questions.

You are 52% Regular Guy and 48% Metromaniac!

Ouch! Well, there’s still a small glimmer of hope for you. Maybe. But really, who are you trying to please? Some media made up version of who today’s female is. . .or isn’t? Get real, my friend, you can’t brand name and Dr. Phil yourself into some new generation masculine incarnation. Be yourself, guy, before it’s too late. Chuck the AKs and the BRs, 86 the exfoliating cream and moisturizing bar, put the man bag in the trash can and donate the sculpting gel to an art class. Quit trying to get in touch with what’s new and get in back to what’s you. Before you find yourself looking prettier than your date. And liking it.

But I don't know what AKs, BRs and exfoliating cream are! And I really hate Dr. Phil!
...Okay, so I have some vauge notion what exfoliating cream is. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

[Downshift]

You are 83% Regular Guy and 17% Metromaniac!

Let me shake your hand. You are the Guy we all strive to be. Regular as a pickup truck--and just as basic. No fancy frills or froo froos for you. Not only have you never had an appletini, you wouldn't even go into a bar that served one. Beer is for drinking, beer and honest American brown liquor. You like clothes made by companies with names you can pronounce, who put their labels inside, not on the fly. Jeans, cords, flannel and khaki. If you were a lighter, you'd be a Zippo. If you were an airplane, you'd be an SR-71 Blackbird. But you’re happy and satisfied just being a Regular Guy.


I know what most of the sports terms mean, even though the only sport I watch is NASCAR racing. However, I'm as trendy as a '73 Gremlin at a Honda Night Street Race. I don't even know what metromaniacal is, but I'm guessing its bad.