I ran into a 'teg the other day. Came up behind him, and as soon as traffic cleared open, he nailed it... And proceeded to pull no further away from me than he was. Finally, I got tired of being behind him, so I switched lanes and passed him. At the next light he pulled up next to me, and here's about what the conversation was:
'tegra driver: Wow man, thats things fast. I have a filter, and intake, exhaust, and cam gears.
Me: Wow..thats nice. I'm stock. Oh wait a second, I have a cone filter sitting in my trunk, does that count?
'teg: Umm..what year is that?
Me: '84
'teg: Is that a 2JZ? I didn't hear any turbo's spool.
Me: nope, a 2J wasn;t made for another 9 years. No turbo either.
'teg: so ya sqeezed on me? You using NAWSSS or Nex? (assuming he meant N.O.S. or NX)
Me: What part of stock don't you comprehend?
'teg: (stupid look for a second) Uhhh...
Me: Tell ya what. Pepboys is down the road. I'm gonna be eating lunch next door. Go to Pepboys, add about 10 pounds of vynil to your car so it's a real street racer, and I'll race ya after I finish eating, ok?
'teg: (finally realises I am being a smart ass, and decided to burn out when the light goes green. Revs up his MIghty 4 banger, dumps the clutch and stalls out impressively.)
Me: Cruises up to Arby's and orders a sammich
