So yesterday, I went to Pepboys to get some Brake fluid so I could flush my brake system. I come out and am walking across the parking lot to my car. Just as I come about 1/3 of the way across the lane of travel thru the lot, I hear a screach of tires and look up to see a civic entering the parkinglot all "Fast and Furious"... and coming right at me. I guess there was about 30 feet between me and the entrance of the parkinglot, and before I could really even move, he hits me.
The good news: I wrecked his Front bumper kit, cracked his fiberglass hood and z-3 wanna-be fiberglass fender, dented the A pillar, broke the windshield, bent his AEM intake pipe, and bent his steeringwheel.
The bad news: Tore my rotator cuff, bruised ribs, sprained ankle, tore a tendon on my ankle, chipped a tooth, and pulled or sprained most of the muscles on my left leg and shoulder.
The result: His Civic was taken away on a rollback. I walked...errr hobbled it a better word I guess.. to the ambulance under my own power, and 2 hours later was released from the Hospital.
So after he hits me, I pull myself from his car, and was really kinda wobbly. He gets out of his car, looks at me and say, "What the fuck is your problem!?!" If I hadn't almost passed out, I woulda choked the living shit out of him. Then, the cop arrives, and the fucking ricer smirks at me, because the cop that pulled up was the same Nationality as him. He feeds the cop some bullshit story that i threw myself at his car (this story was refuted by the 8 witnesses that all said he entered the parkinglot at the speed of light..as well as by the skid marks both coming into the lot, and right where he hit me). Then, when the cop asked me for some ID, and I pulled out my Wallet (complete with Badge), the kid almost cried...
So.. not quite the normal Kill... but I still managed to humble and take some ricer POS out of the game for a bit
The good news: I wrecked his Front bumper kit, cracked his fiberglass hood and z-3 wanna-be fiberglass fender, dented the A pillar, broke the windshield, bent his AEM intake pipe, and bent his steeringwheel.
The bad news: Tore my rotator cuff, bruised ribs, sprained ankle, tore a tendon on my ankle, chipped a tooth, and pulled or sprained most of the muscles on my left leg and shoulder.
The result: His Civic was taken away on a rollback. I walked...errr hobbled it a better word I guess.. to the ambulance under my own power, and 2 hours later was released from the Hospital.
So after he hits me, I pull myself from his car, and was really kinda wobbly. He gets out of his car, looks at me and say, "What the fuck is your problem!?!" If I hadn't almost passed out, I woulda choked the living shit out of him. Then, the cop arrives, and the fucking ricer smirks at me, because the cop that pulled up was the same Nationality as him. He feeds the cop some bullshit story that i threw myself at his car (this story was refuted by the 8 witnesses that all said he entered the parkinglot at the speed of light..as well as by the skid marks both coming into the lot, and right where he hit me). Then, when the cop asked me for some ID, and I pulled out my Wallet (complete with Badge), the kid almost cried...
So.. not quite the normal Kill... but I still managed to humble and take some ricer POS out of the game for a bit